THE NARCAN MAN CAN - A FUNNY CONVERSATION!
Corn P⌀p — Yesterday at 16:48
love y'all bye
gils — Yesterday at 16:48
yay cornpop
<3
full of f*****g win — Yesterday at 16:48
porn cop
gils — Yesterday at 16:48
weewooweewoo
full of f*****g win — Yesterday at 16:49
Corn P⌀p — Yesterday at 16:49
That's the sound the Narcan Van makes
It's driven by the narcan man
And his trusty sidekick the nod-out kid
full of f*****g win — Yesterday at 16:51
the narcan man can 🎵
gils — Yesterday at 16:53
a very dystopian short story just played out in my head hah
the narcan man in his narcan van
full of f*****g win — Yesterday at 16:58
like an ice cream van
when you hear the music you get high cos you ok to od
😒
***gils is typing lots...
gils — Yesterday at 17:00
his life is short and hard because he made deals with god and the devil for all the souls he keeps out of their hands
full of f*****g win — Yesterday at 17:01
whoa - you takin this way further than me
gils — Yesterday at 17:01
told you, short story played out right in my head
full of f*****g win — Yesterday at 17:01
does he live in a castle made of used biohazard syringe waste?
gils — Yesterday at 17:02
if i had more motivation i might write it, but it would be a poor mashup of ideas i've gotten from elsewhere no doubt
full of f*****g win — Yesterday at 17:02
so
gils — Yesterday at 17:02
no he lives in his van
never sleeps
full of f*****g win — Yesterday at 17:02
thats how creativity works
you resynthesise from previous unfinished scraps until you cobble together something good enough to release
where does he store the souls?
does he have a thing like the ghostbuster vacuum cleaner trap
gils — Yesterday at 17:03
he doesn't
he saves people
only in the end
full of f*****g win — Yesterday at 17:03
not everyone lives
gils — Yesterday at 17:04
he gets to keep one
full of f*****g win — Yesterday at 17:04
and he gets punched alot
gils — Yesterday at 17:04
and it becomes his soul
he cannot know if will go to heaven or to hell
before he makes his choice
full of f*****g win — Yesterday at 17:04
he needs a capture device for the souls, especially if he rotates as he finds better and better ones
gils — Yesterday at 17:05
the narcan man tries to keep souls in their bodies
full of f*****g win — Yesterday at 17:05
this encourages him to fid good people, get em addicted and then save them
til one dies despite his efforts
gils — Yesterday at 17:05
he doesn't want them on his hands
full of f*****g win — Yesterday at 17:06
wonder if the'll let us have gene wilder back a while to record the theme song
gils — Yesterday at 17:06
lol jesus, no
full of f*****g win — Yesterday at 17:06
btut
but
but
gils — Yesterday at 17:07
my story is just sad. yours is bordering evil
full of f*****g win — Yesterday at 17:07
but i'm better at it
mine is more true to life
paralells can be drawn to reality
this makes myh work more valid
gils — Yesterday at 17:08
mine's not meant to be real
full of f*****g win — Yesterday at 17:08
allegory
gils — Yesterday at 17:08
more or less
full of f*****g win — Yesterday at 17:09
see - the paralleslls drawn from mine allegorically says the better a person you are the more reason to avoid getting addicted to hardcore drugs or other vices
gils — Yesterday at 17:10
an empty man, rejecting chance after chance to snatch a soul and fill his void
full of f*****g win — Yesterday at 17:10
the book of wofl; wofl c.1983
a man seeking to ever improveh chance of avoiding hell
regardless of those who plummet down below him to save him
gils — Yesterday at 17:12
he knows the devil. and his existence isn't exactly pleasant to begin with. heaven and god have their problems
full of f*****g win — Yesterday at 17:12
gods way more efucked .
gils — Today at 17:12
lol it's very.... Gaiman-verse/Preacher
full of f*****g win — Today at 17:13
all powerful yet allows evil to exist
allows hunger, anger, pain, sorro, torment, fear
gils — Today at 17:13
why do you think the narcan man carries on so
full of f*****g win — Today at 17:14
he's morally sound?
gils — Today at 17:14
he's blind to his final choice, just like the rest of us (edited)
full of f*****g win — Today at 17:14
ha
he's a product of the gulf between fucked up god and simple straight laced devil
devil is wysiwyg (edited)
gils — Today at 17:14
indeed
everyone can taste hell, the devil gives it away for free
gils — Today at 17:16
peter at the gates, heaven remains a mystery. god is not so generous
full of f*****g win — Today at 17:16
but peter is a fun guy - he has a big table awaiting yo, upon it is a mountain of every drug you ever took
gils — Today at 17:17
peter is not what you expect
full of f*****g win — Today at 17:17
and next to it is a smoller table with all the crap you carpet surfed that wasnt drugs
gils — Today at 17:17
i've not populated him fully yet
he's a minor character
but he's extremely f*****g weird
full of f*****g win — Today at 17:17
and there is a tv playing your 'greatest hits' - moments ike when you dropped your coke can, caught it without spilling a drop but no-one sawl
gils — today at 17:18
no drugs, no tv. it's not even a fancy gate.
full of f*****g win — Today at 17:18
he's more liek a cheesygame show host
gils — Today at 17:18
peter's kind of tired, tbh
he can relate to the narcan man
living in the space between
full of f*****g win — Today at 17:19
naw - peter loves his job, having the power to choose who goes upo n who. goes down
all based on arbitrary rules
gils — Today at 17:20
eh that was a lie. peter has no real agency
full of f*****g win — Today at 17:20
a prize that always turns out to be ironic and weak
gils — Today at 17:20
he's just the bouncer. he keeps the rabble that want in, out.
and he disagrees with god plenty
full of f*****g win — Today at 17:21
def
gils — Today at 17:21
but has no agency to not open the gate
full of f*****g win — Today at 17:21
what about bad peeople
gils — Today at 17:21
he doesn't have to deal with the mess of live humans, so he doesn't push his luck
but he's not a fan of his job anymore
full of f*****g win — Today at 17:22
hmmmm
full of f*****g win
what about bad peeople
gils — Today at 17:22
well, what else would he disagree with god about?
full of f*****g win — Today at 17:22
i dont buy it
power corrupts
even illusury power
gils — Today at 17:22
in this world peter has no real power
full of f*****g win — Today at 17:22
noone does
gils — Today at 17:22
moreover...
peter's never seen beyond the gates either
full of f*****g win — Today at 17:23
after all - the narcan man is a solipsist (edited)
gils — Today at 17:23
and it makes him pretty f*****g nutty
full of f*****g win — Today at 17:23
@.@
gils — Today at 17:23
the narcan man isn't a solipsist he doesn't even have his own soul
full of f*****g win — Today at 17:24
thbats why hes a solipsist
what else can he truly believe deep down
gils — Today at 17:24
he doesn't eat, he doesn't sleep
full of f*****g win — Today at 17:24
he doesnt need to
everything is in his imagination
gils — Today at 17:26
the only thing that sustains him are the shreds of memories, little disconnected pieces he collects from each person he saves
this is part of the deal he's made
full of f*****g win — Today at 17:27
i thinkn he lives on scaraps of emotion
his victims - saved and returning to the dull miserable lives they are trappped in
anger at losing theiur high they enter a rage of precipitated with drawl and break his nose for the bnillionth time
crying
staring down desopondently
trudging back to their places of rest
gils — Today at 17:29
now you're in the right world
full of f*****g win — Today at 17:29
i was in this world all along
gils — Today at 17:30
haha a choose your own adventure
full of f*****g win — Today at 17:30
can i blog his convo as a meta story
two people having a weird convo
gils — Today at 17:31
i'm actually thinking of copying a lot of this into text and see if i can clean it up a little
pass it on to ***** and see what he says. he'll tell me where i've stolen the ideas from lol
full of f*****g win — Today at 17:32
mostly gaiman (edited)
$20
.
gils — Today at 17:33
oh absolutely
it's a crappy mashup of american gods characters
full of f*****g win — Today at 17:33
you ok to just select the whole trhing top to bottom and fling to your fren?@
gils — Today at 17:34
ya prolly
full of f*****g win — Today at 17:34
dont let it vanish
[permission later given to publish conversation for comedic purposes as desired after gils prepared as a short story after consultation with ***** fren. Here it is for all to chuckle at - a battle of wits clearly dominated by gils but all in the spirit of two frens creating a fantastically creepsy character purely for funs…]